NEW YORK! NEW YORKKK!

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As many of you know, I went to New York recently. aka a week ago. TALK ABOUT EXCITING!
so now I will tell you three funny stories that happened to me in New York and a couple of facts.

stories:
1) on my first day, I didn't even leave Jackson yet, and something happened. So Amy and I are walking up to the dreadful security desk and take off half our clothes and get patted down to make sure we have no weapons. I put my purse through and it goes through the machine and I think to myself, " I wonder if I have anything illegal in there." Then I remembered oh fuck. My tazer is still in there. (sigh). So the team of security gathers around the monitor to see whats in my bag. One lady goes " What is that??" and the other security man says into his wrist microphone " Code black. We have got an armed weapon at station something." Meanwhile I['m thinking oh great. I am going to get arrested. I can actually go to jail instead of Juvi because I am now 18. This is the only time in my life that I have NEVER wanted to be 18. So the police are there and they make me fill out a form that is like 15 pages. 15 minutes till flight 83 boards. PERFECT. So they empty my bag on the metal table and they pull it out. " Mam what is this?" And as blunt as I possibly could I said, " It's a tazer. " Then the black lady yelled " oooo shit!" and I am thinking wow I really am getting arrested. 5 minutes until boarding. Then they call more people and the black lady says to me ( while shaking my hand) " Mam, I am _insert name__ , the head of security department. I would like to tell you that you will be receiving a letter in the mail and a possible fine for carrying this in an airport. I'll let you go this time. " I say," So can I go now? I am going to miss my flight." " Yes you are cleared." one question. DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TERRORIST? Do I look like a fucking threat? I can barely slap Jody in a pillow fight. AHHHHHH!

my mom gave me the tazer for protection purposes at school. guess who's paying the fine? mom.

2) Naturally, I am a klutz at heart.
I was at Katie's house and I was walking to her bedroom and, I didn't think this was possible, I ran my head into the tv stand. really blythe? oh yes. The tv stand is about the height of my head and for some reason, I was swaying while walking to get the the stairs and fell head first into the tv stand. Why does this weird shit happen to me? I had a killer headache after and threw up later. Did I have a concussion? Probably. Because I was walking like a drunk the next day through New York. I thought I was just tired. oops.

3) In the great town of New York, there are many diverse people.
I have never seen so many Asian American people in my life. But I also went to Chinatown so thats a reason too. When Amy and I got to Chinatown, we were lost for a good 10 minutes and during those 10 minutes, we were freaking out thinking " Shit where the fuck are we? " " I don't even know where the subway was." ehhh. But we found our way soon enough. So the shopping began. We went to a little stand that sold jade. The lady said " jaddde? jadee? you lie jade? pretty pretty gween! see? dis is jade! dis is jade too!" and I am thinking no that isn't jade! I didn't hear you the first 80 times you said it! and then we go into this other jewelry shop, just browsing, and the lady says, " You lie designa jewry?" and of course amy didn't really hear what she said and so Amy said " sure!" and the lady goes behind the desk in this secret compartment and pulls out a black velvet case and opens it sneekily, " tiffany? you lie tiffany? good for you! shinyyy!see? tiffany? you lie tiffany? I give discount for you! only forty dolla!" I am yelling at myself " Get the fuck out of here!!!" oh my.
I love their accent and I try doing it all the time but I just end up sounding like Miss Swan. haha!

Facts about new york you should know:
1) everything costs way more than in the south. Coke is 2 dollars.
2) Broadway shows made my trip. They have this thing called student rush were students get amazing seats for half the price! Great deal!
3) bring foot soles. you'll die if you don't. seriously.
4) people aren't as nice. for example: I smiled at a man when I was walking past him, because thats what people do in the south, and he just glared back. I was like wow he's got a stick up his ass.
5) go with friends. It's like an endless sleepover. It's awesome! I just laughed the whole time especially when I saw daniel radcliffe naked. HAHAAHA

I thought you all would enjoy that.
As they say in new york,
TAXI! ( the producers)